He's looking at me...

Driving a ton of little kids means dealing with little kid nuances. For three days in a row, I dealt with "Miss Tee, he's looking at me" "well she's looking at me". For three entire days I suffered through this nonsense. On the fourth day, first thing in the morning I hear it again...

"Miss Tee, he's looking at me"

I say "both of you need to look out the window".

Silence... finally. I was pretty proud of myself! On the way home, they start back up and I tell them to look out the window. This time it works for about 15 minutes... ay ay ay. In a moment of brillance, I say "well, stick your tongue out at him". An 11 year old girl is sitting behind me and says "um Miss Tee, I don't think you're supposed to encourage that". I say "yeah, probably not, but when he looks at her and she sticks out her tongue, he'll say 'she's sticking her tongue out at me' to which I'll reply 'well quit looking at her' " problem solved...