There's no such thing...

I try very hard to NOT listen to every conversation going on in the bus. In fact, I tune most all of it out, listening, of course for "key" words. The other morning, there's a 7 year old boy in the seat behind me and an 8 year old girl in the seat across from him. They're talking about Sponge Bob, so I listen...

7 year old boy... "unh uhh.. because the squid on Sponge Bob, he had a mustache on his forehead"

8 year old girl... "yes, there is too such a thing as a unibrow"

7 year old boy... "NO there is not"

8 year old girl... "I'm telling you, yes there is"

7 year old boy... "Miss Tee, there's no such thing as a unibrow, is there"

me... "well, some people have extra long eyebrows and they touch in the middle, and that's what people call a unibrow"

7 year old boy thinks for a second while rubbing the space between his eyebrows, then responds... "well, if I had one, I'd shave it, so there really is no such thing".

How can you argue with that!!!